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SO my kids want to see Juno. I haven't seen it yet, but it's only PG-13 - is there anything really objectionable?

I don't know why I worry, they have seen and heard quite a few things in their time.

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Another one down
We made it back from ROFLCon without any obnoxious travel related problems! This is unusual for us. It was a strange weekend, full of huge nerds and Hello Kitty moon pies. Thanks to Ryan, we got to hang out with the Homestar Runner brothers, who are just about the nicest guys you could ever imagine.

Now I have work to do, and tonight I am painting my kitchen "Dusted Carrot".  I am holding myself back from getting these ALF curtains I saw on Ebay.....they would match but I just can't go that far I think I am too old.

Current Location:
workhole
Current Music:
Here Comes Your Man - The Pixies
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Dressed up for NYCC
Here are the kids in costume for New York Comic Con. Liza is wearing an outfit from Azumanga Daio, and Cammy is Buffy The Vampire Slayer in the classic "fighting vamps on prom night" ensemble. We had a lot of fun, and my kids are in love with the city.


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I woke up this morning and discovered that the freckle fairy had visited and placed a new freckle right at the corner of my mouth. Now I keep thinking that I have a piece of food stuck there, and I keep trying to wipe it off.
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Driving home from Kristina's, yesterday
Liza: Mama, how did you and Kristina meet, anyway?

Me: I met her online, actually.

Cam (from backseat): Where, eharmony.com?

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This is cute
1. My username is _____ because ____. My username is hey_friend because this is how my sister and I greet each other. I don't really know how it started, I think I started calling her "friend" just because it sounds so awkward and weird. We try to use it as much as possible i.e. "Oh my god Friend, this is a thing that happened" "FRIEND that is crazy". We think this is eight kinds of hilarious. My username used to be goddess748 because back when I sold the sex toys, the company I worked for called all their saleswomen "Goddesses" and 748 was my id number. I originally started this as a journal of all the weird things that happened to me at sex toy parties. Then I quit doing that and it turned into a journal of my unnecessarily dramatic divorce and now I just post bullshit. Like this. 2. My name is _____ because ______. My name is Holly simply because my dad liked the name. I was born in May so there is no Christmasy reason for it. My other wanted to name me Mandy, but apparently their friends had a dog named Mandy. 3. My journal is titled ____ because ____. "Im sick but I'm pretty, baby" - YES I know that it's an Alanis Morissette lyric and that kills my indie cred but I like the sound of it, especially the next line "and what it all comes down to is I haven't got it all figured out just yet". It's cute, she's cute, shut up. 4. My friends page is called ____ because ____. "Youth and Beauty Brigade" after the Decemberists song. A collection of misfits, that's what I think of you people. 5. My default userpic is ____ because ____. Me in squee mode. I was all excited about something, and this guy named Ashton caught the moment. (The other half of the picture has Christicakes in it, but I cropped it.) I love this picture but oh god I have such huge hands. Man hands. Huge.
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I feel dirty
I held my nose, closed my eyes, and made a MySpace account for TopatoCo. You can find it here if you are a MySpace kind of person. Please be our friend? It will make us happy when skies are gray.
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Nerd Babies
The kids are dressing up for New York ComicCon, which is just fucking adorable. Eliza wants to go as Kaylee from Firefly which, up until five minutes ago, I considered a pretty easy costume. I was just not thinking about having to drive 20 miles to the nearest Army/Navy store to get a jumpsuit (or pay 40 bucks for one on line that will be way too big.) Why didn't I ever learn how to tailor? Also if any of you see a shirt like that, please let my know? It has pagodas or something vaguely asian on it.

Cammy wants to wear three different costumes for the three days; Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls, Sailor Moon, and "i'm still deciding".

Oy.

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Hey hey hey hey hey hey
We started a Facebook group for TopatoCo and it is really cool and you guys should totally join.
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I like this.
Are you a smart person who likes comics and random bits of historical trivia?  Then Teaching Baby Paranoia may be for you!

I came across it this morning and I like it quite a bit. (Turns out he also lives in Northampton - have I met him and maybe forgot because I have the memory of a goldfish? Uh, now that I think about it I think maybe I did. Sorry dude, I am so bad at things like this.)

I was just having a conversation about link surfing through webcomics and how even though I end up reading so many horrible ones along the way, it is ultimately worth it. It is how I found John Campbell, Beaver and Steve (way back in the day), and now this!

Also, thanks for coming over and hanging out last night you guys who came over and hung out last night. I hope you all had a good time and I hope I didn't get too loud and rambly like I tend to do. Kisses!

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Babble
The other night we went to see Born Ruffians and it was so very good!! They are so cute and the music is fun and catchy and there were even people dancing. That's nice to see because for a while I was going to show and everyone stood still and then sort of swayed when they got overstimulated. Next week we are going to see Tigercity and I can't wait. They are this fantastic electropop group and we're in love with their EP and Kaliis says that they are even better live. [info]unappropriate , have you heard them yet? Seems like you would like them - you too, [info]sassyninja.

Yesterday I went to Savers and got caught in that Savers time warp where you think you've only been in there a little while but it's really been two hours. I had a hard time finding stuff, but I did snag this 70's-pottery-teacher-esque vest thing that is actually really cute. Trust me.

I was just about to leave when I found a friggin' cloak for six dollars! It is black veleveteen lined with red satin and now I can feel dark and mysterious whenever I want to.*

*or lend it to the middle school drama club....that too.

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Boo!

Boo!
Originally uploaded by Tallahassee Econolodge
There were magical creatures in my beer the other night.

Can you see the ghost? ......It's like a foamy Rorschach test.

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AtomFilms: Fumi and the Bad Luck Foot


We saw this today at a mini film festival and it is just wonderful!
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Goulash recipe because you asked so nicely
1# pork or chicken in big chunks, tossed in a couple tablespoons of flour and some salt and pepper
a couple slices bacon
1 chopped onion
about  1/2 head garlic, chopped
1/2 head cabbage - I chop mine in pretty big chunks, like 1"
1 red bell pepper, 1/2 inch chop
3 or 4 red potatoes, quartered
1 can chopped tomatoes with liquid
2 cubes or packets of chicken bouillion or equivalent
1 tsp smoked paprika
1 tsp caraway seeds
salt and pepper
1 cup sour cream

Fry and chop the bacon or do what I did and realize you have bacon bits and dump a whole bunch of those in. Mix everything but the sour cream in the crockpot. You really want to cook this for as long as possible, to get the pork nice and tender. That's why I keep my cabbage and potatoes in such large chunks, so that they don't turn to mush in the meantime. It will look really dry at first, but it makes a nice sauce when everything releases all it's juice. The flour is a thickening agent to make it nice and stewey. Right before serving, adjust the salt - it will probably need a bit, since the potatoes will absorb everything you put in there in the beginning - and stir in the sour cream.

Serve with rye bread and enjoy! It is also fantastic the next day I am eating some right now. :)

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Thanks, life. You're awesome.
I  have been cleaning my house since about 10:30 this morning. I woke up, picked up Cammy from her sleepover party, came home & put some goulash in the crockpot, and began to systematically clean the place. Bathroom (including cabinets), pantry, kitchen (including cabinets), dining room, living room. About an hour ago I threw a load of laundry in, and went upstairs to clean out the bedroom closet when Cam started screaming my name. I ran back downstairs to discover that the three gallon container of laundry detergent had fallen over and the cap popped off - so it fucking FLOODED my laundry room with detergent and it had started seeping under the door into the kitchen. It was everywhere. I had to lift the dryer and mop underneath it with one hand. Have you ever tried to clean up a soap spill? The only thing worse is fryolater oil, and I know that from experience.

There is probably a puddle down in the scary gross blair witch basement, because it ran down the hole that the dryer hose feeds into. It doesn't matter down there though, it is so disgusting that the 'floor' is a mixture of dirt and moldy old carpet. It's so weird down there and someone hung himself down there so I don't go down there.

Anyway I am done for the night. I just got out of the shower and I'm in my comfy pajama pants with the snowmen all over them and I smell good. I bought myself some body butter yesterday that smells like brown sugar and fig. I keep sniffing my arm like a crazy person.

PS The goulash was delicious and if any of you want the recipe, I would be happy to post it!

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er.
I did a crudely scribbled thing over here today.  There's a couple of mistakes on there that I wish I could go back and fix but it's too late now. It is based on a real conversation that we had, because my ipod really did that. Also that day a horse trotted by the front of my house. It was a weird morning.

Our cars are completely iced to the ground. Since the sun is out, I am hoping that we'll be able to push them in an hour or so. I hate February but  you can't fight city hall, especially when Mother Nature's the mayor. Or something.

Happy Valentimes Day, friends. I hope at least one person is nice to each of you today.

Current Location:
bedroom
Current Mood:
icy
Current Music:
crappy reggae through the wall
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According to my sources*, there is no school today due to inclement weather. I just glanced at the local cancellations page that was still up on my computer from last night, and do not see the listing for our schools. Either way, no big deal. It's awful out and we should all stay inside and bake valentine cookies anyway.
I like to make the same cookies every Vday. They are shortbread hearts filled with either raspberry or strawberry jam. It's really hard not to eat the whole batch while they are still all warm and soft. It's a perfect cookie day.
I just tried to dig out my car but my shovel is missing which means that Aby left it in the snow and now it is buried. I don't really need to go to the store, I guess.
I am really good at procrastinating today. THIS ENDS NOW. I'm going to go make nachos for lunch and do some laundry.

*one very sleepy boy muttering into his pillow this morning

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Recommendations!
Watch: The Lost Room

Listen: The Bird & The Bee "Please Clap Your Hands" I know that I have previously recommended The Bird and The Bee, but this is their new EP and I can't decide which I love more - "Polite Dance Song" or their cover of "How Deep Is Your Love". Yes that's right. The Bee Gee's song.

Drink: Southern Tier Brewing Company beers, especially their Raspberry Porter, which is rich but not heavy, and not very sweet. Kaliis just introduced me to them last week, and I am smitten.

Sadly, I have not had time to read lately. Can you guys recommend a book to me?

Kisses!

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Things I have baked recently
Saturday was Miss Eliza's 12th birthday, and so my baby gamer got a Katamari Damacy cake!!

Some of the objects are actually candles, as you can see here -

Then for today's Super Tuesday bake sale at Cammy's school, I made bipartisan sugar cookies. They taste like change.

EDIT: Thanks for the nice comment/compliments you guys! :D

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Shut up Paultards
"One thing I’ve learnt in American politics: never underestimate the capacity of the Democratic party to screw it up"

Let's not drop the ball tomorrow, if you're voting in a Super Tuesday primary. The thought of Hillary getting the Democratic nomination makes my stomach clench up. She is a Republican in blue clothing - just because she talks to black people who aren't Condi Rice does not mean she won't continue on the course that Bush has set.

Also let's face it; Ron Paul is not going to be president. Take that primary vote and please put it to good use. As someone who voted for Ralph Nader, I implore you. I get it, it's a revolution. But this is not fucking Haiti. You can not take a country this size and make sweeping changes your first week in office and turn the whole thing upside down so that we live in a Truly Free country with a shiny shiny fence to keep out all those dirty Messicans. I don't like the WTO, or the RFID chip, or taxes either but I insist on being practical.

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